Feminine/masculine meme

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Masculine Traits: 

[ ] You are male.
[] You would prefer being male.
[] You don't wear makeup. 
[ ] You love sports. 
[ /] You play COD on XBOX LIVE. ( playstation for me)
[ /] You constantly make references to Family Guy, Monty Python, Eddie Izzard, etc.
[ ] You enjoy UFC fighting.
[] You wanted to be a policeman/firefighter/soldier/ninja as a child.
[/] You like action anime/movies/games/comic books.
[/] You like violent music.
[ ] You don't care how you smell. 
[/] You look up to male role models.
[/] You can relate to guy logic.
[ ] You speak man, as in tools, cars, etc.
[/] You like baggy clothes.
[/] You love memes. 
[/] You like big dogs.
[/ ] Fedoras are cool.
[ ] You don't care about interior design, just that everything in your house works. 
[ ] You don't care who sees you scratch yourself.
[1/2] You sit with your legs apart. (sometimes)
[1/2 ] You don't understand women. ( kind of)
[/] You rarely cry in front of people. 
[ ] You'll gladly open a can of whoop-ass on any douche who's asking for it. 
[/] You like weaponry. Swords, guns, etc. 
[/] You hold doors for women/disabled. 
[ ] You brag about how much you can bench.
[ 1/2] You have facial/chest hair. (dark arm hair) 
[] You aren't ashamed of your bromance.
Total: 14.5

Feminine Traits: 

[/] You are female. 
[ ] You would prefer being female.
[/] You like doing/having someone do your hair, nails, makeup, etc. 
[ /] You wish you were thinner.
[/] You play Kingdom Hearts, Animal Crossing, or Harvest Moon. 
[] You are always singing along with pop music, Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, etc.
[ ] You watch Glee, various Girl Power anime, or Jersey Shore, or anything on STYLE, WE TV, OWN, etc.
[/ ] You wanted to be a princess/dancer/pop star/model/celebrity as a child.
[/] You like fantasizing about the perfect romantic night out with your boyfriend/girlfriend. 
[/] You like pop music, or anything happy and cute. 
[/] You are very self-conscious, and what some other bitch says about you could either make your day or bring your world crashing down around you.
[/] You look up to female role models. 
[ /] You can relate to other women.
[/ ] You speak girl, as in makeup, hair, shoes, shopping, ect. 
[/] You like cute clothes. 
[ ] You love a nicely laced corset. 
[] You love to dye your hair. 
[/] A tub of ice cream or a candy bar can fix everything. 
[ ] Everything in your house is nicely arranged, and matches. 
[ ] You worry you'll never settle down and have children. 
[ 1/2] You cross your legs and have good posture. (cross my legs, shitty posture)
[ ] The male brain is a mystery. 
[/] You don't mind letting your feelings out. 
[/] You're just waiting for the right person to sweep you off your feet. 
[ ] You are extremely jealous, some bitch looks at your person and you'll rip her fucking eyes out with your bare hands.
[] One of the first things you want to know about a person is their astrology.
[/ ] Happiness is a nice, long hot bath, with bubbles. 
[ /] Once a month, you let your bitchiness take over. 
[/] You love cute little animals. 
[/] You have a LOT of pillows on your bed. 
Total: 19.5


I'm a bit more feminine then masculine.. hmm
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